Inside the room of the ultimate dorkette, the beauty and the brains behind Miss M: Michael Lynn!
A couple hours later...
Suddenly a visitor arrives!
Michael Lynn: What kind of sick joke is this?
???: Oh goodness I forgot how dumb I was in my thirties. I am you from the future.
Future Michael Lynn: No, this is you at 64.
Michael Lynn: Oh no.
Michael Lynn: I find love though right? Like I find the love of my life and we live together and just fall into a pit of nachos and die happy. Right?
Michael Lynn: Tell me what to do!
Michael Lynn: I don't know that I can go back. It has been so long. What if nothing is the same? What if I suck and they hate me? We already know what happens when I mess with the universe and go away.
Diary of a Dorkette Presents:
All My Toys
Dreaming is Free
In Toy Valley...
post apocalyptic Mad Max style mess I just have never really found my footing again. I made sure everything in the world was back to normal though. That counts for something right?
Peppa-Mint: True, but we all remember that scary world. It's like you Scarlet Witched us. People are still ticked off a year later.
Miss M: Yeah. It has just been a crazy time. I can't believe August is about to be over.
Miss M: I think I am looking forward to the holidays this year. I think.
Peppa-Mint: Speaking of holidays, last time you were here you were telling me a story. Something about your boyfriend and last December.
Yvie in 2015 we went through this really weird phase. We just couldn't find our way back to each other.
December and I just really felt we were on our way to fixing things. So I went to the Batcave because he was still rebuilding Wayne Manor.
Miss M: Oh yeah. I totally shouldn't be telling you but Bruce Wayne is Batman. It is important that you know this so you can understand the story, but don't tell anyone ok?
Peppa-Mint: So what happened next?
helped me when the world was in its post apocalyptic phase. Anyways they were now working for Nick Fury and they were recruiting me to join their new super hero team since all the major heavy hitter heroes are all busy making their film debuts and stuff. So I agreed.
Miss M: It is fine. They don't need to know. Besides there are bigger things for us to worry about.
Peppa-Mint: When will Barbie crack the code?
Miss M: Not sure but these things usually wrap up during sweeps. So maybe November? This all brings us to the current dilemma at hand. The 2016 election. Remember how the race was close between Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula?
Peppa-Mint: Yes I do.
Miss M: I don't really know. I have not really spoken to them. I miss them though.
Peppa-Mint: Sure. I will get you when it is time to go. Enjoy the night swim!
Miss M: Thank you.
Miss M plops herself on to a pool float.
Miss M hears a noise.
Screams ring out into a dark room. Miss M jumps up from her bed.
Meanwhile in a more sinister place...
Moth Lady: Yes. Every bug. From the past to the present, even the future. I am the three eyed moth.
Shadow Weaver: Why?
Shadow Weaver: Immense power you say? Very well. You both can stay in the Fright Zone, but no one but myself must know of your presence. If Hordak were to find out...Moth Lady: Perfect. We want to keep a low profile.
Moth Lady: Her name is Barbarocious.
Moth Lady learns just how dangerous life in the Fright Zone can be...
Miss M reunites with some familiar faces!