Dear Diary,
Well. I went and did it big time bad. I don't know why I agreed to have my criminal parents move in with me temporarily. I am fully aware I should have just turned them in, but diary, what was I to do? For all their faults, they're still my parents. And truth be told, we were kinda living like a normal family for once. Except now I am in a jail cell, thanks to my boyfriend. It's all such a mess. I know Dick had to do his job, but seriously? I'm in frickin jail! Oh how the dorky have fallen.
-M
