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All My Toys-205

Dear Diary,

Ok, so like it has been a weird summer. The team is all off in different directions. Oola and He-Man have teamed up to find Geoffrey the Giraffe, who they totally think is still alive, but I have my doubts. Billy and Sulu are on some really long extended honeymoon. Samus is off in space. Brian is raising his robo-baby. I don't really know what Quick Charge is up to, she tends to keep to herself when we aren't in a group setting. And Ed, well, we've been eating lots of ice cream and watching horror movies while I try and figure out my alliance with Velvet Sky. I've seen Yvie here and there. Bruce is acting funny. I don't know why. And I occasionally text the hot fire fighter. His name is Luke but with that beard and those arms, honey, I just forget a lot of things.

Anyways, I am off to visit Strawberry Shortcake. She has not been in the best place since her marriage ended with Count Chocula over really weird circumstances.

See ya!

M

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All My Toys: 203

Dear Diary,

What can I say? I am walking into the belly of a very vicious beast. I am planning on talking to Velvet Sky. She needs to know that whoever that was on tv, attacking her, that it was not me. Yes, she killed me many years ago, but I have largely gotten over that. And I’ve never said another word about her highlights. So there really should be zero beef between us. Mmm beef. I think I am craving a burger...

-Miss M

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