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Previously on All My Toys,

Maleficent has become the mistress of the Foot Clan. Bringing her clan together, she is working on the ultimate plan to reshape Earth as we know it! Miss M's friend Ed has known for awhile, but he was not expecting Maleficent to actually be on Earth, instead of Dimension X where she has been for the last number of years.

Sydney Rutledge is running for president and for her life! With a crank call stalker, who has already potentially killed Sandy Swan, Sydney is in high stress as she prepares for her debate against Count Chocula. Another source of stress? Old friend, and now enemy, Mila Rosnovsky is now sharing space with Sydney since there is safety in numbers from this dangerous threat. Of course the question on everyone's mind is, who could this crank caller be?

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Dear Diary,

April is in her feelings. She believes that Casey is having an affair. I don’t really see it, but she is good at picking up on things. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t picked up on my own guilt in not telling her a huge secret, that her father has been alive this whole time and is in Dimension X. Or the other detail that the “hungover” chick in the corner of my room is not really my cousin but undead robo me. I’ve dubbed her Miss Z, short for Miss Zombie because I don’t even know the appropriate name anymore. What is life? It just keeps throwing these balls at my face and I do not like it when balls hit my face, regardless of any hits to my social life. 

-Miss M

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Dear Diary,

Well. Pizzazz was arrested for being the ring leader in plotting my death. My mother escaped and is on the loose. Velvet Sky and I buried a years long feud. And... I have this version of me. Like the version of me that died in the sewer. Pizzazz and Dr. Wiley put old me back together and added some robotic parts, it's creepy as hell. Like, super creepy. I mean what do I even do with her? I know this much, I don't want anyone to know that I have old grody robo-zombie me hanging out in my apartment. Velvet Sky thinks I buried her, but I didn't. I just, like, it's me. I am not mentally prepared to bury myself. So for now, I'm just hanging out with myself. Unless this has all just been a wild dream. Yeah! That's it. This has all just been a crazy wild dream.

-M

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 Dear Diary,

O.M.G. The plan is totally working. Velvet Sky convinced Pizzazz and her crew to meet up, Velvet Sky lied and said she finally killed me already and when she wheels my body in, I am gonna play opossum and then when everything reaches a dramatic point, I am gonna pop my eyes open and freak them out and stun them long enough for the police to show up. I just need to remember that my mother has been plotting my death and I can’t engage with her. I need to perform this stunt perfectly! Those fools are going down!

-M

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 Dear Diary,

I’m in trouble. I feel like I am always in trouble. Or there is some new mess to get in the way of my life. I am facing two big threats. One is my mother and the group of ragamuffins she is running around with and the other is some old witch from my past. It all sounds like some over the top tale, but this is my life. Before I potentially meet my maker, I am going to make sure I do the right thing for one of the most important people in my life. Yvie.

-M

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 Dear Diary,

Omg. My dad has been in prison for like most of my life because he was once this crime mob boss. But he served his time and I am thinking we might reconnect and actually build a family bond again. I just have to trust that he is really trying to do the right thing. I mean he isn’t plotting my death like my mother, so he is already winning best parent of the year. Anyways, that’s it. I can also smell pasta cooking in his house, holy moly it smells good.

-M

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 Dear Diary,

I’ve learned that my mother is trying to kill me. I don’t know why, but I need to figure out what my next plan is. I think it will involve visiting my dad, a man I have not seen in years. He might know something, or like, maybe he has heard from her? I should probably just visit the high end fashion stores, I can always count on Cruella to be surrounded by couture. Anyways. Sometimes I wish I could just peek in on other people in this town and just see what they are up to. If Maleficent were back from space, I bet she’d help me with that. Actually, she does not need to be back on Earth. Trouble tends to be her shadow.

-M