Dear Diary,
I'm dead. I've been dead for awhile now. I don't really know how long. Everyone in the After Life keeps telling me I will get used to the sense of time around here, but I just can't. I have new friends though. Miss Elizabeth has been a terrific presence in my life. I'd be lost around here for sure. I've even gotten to know Aerith Gainsborough! Of Final Fantasy VII fame! She is so sweet and kind. A little paranoid about getting stabbed in the back by folks, but I guess it is understandable. I've also become friends with this really cool guy named Ed. He's like almost as much of a dork as me and he wears a panda suit. It sounds totally weird, yet, we're dead, so what does it matter? He's also building me a house. Like I thought once you were dead you didn't have to worry about those things, but it is straight up the Sims Life in the After Life. This thing called a Blue Moon happens where like evil folks creep out trying to do harm. However they can't because (duh) we're all dead. That's why everyone needs a home. So we can just shut out all that crazy noise. Everyone has one, but me. And he built me one so I didn't have to be left out. He's actually become a really nice friend. We do a lot of Nintendo talk and movie talk. It's a shame we never really knew each other when we were alive. Who knows what could have happened. Oh well. I miss everyone from when I was alive. Each moment that passes though feels different. Almost like those people were all part of a dream. April. Casey Jones. She-Ra. Michelangelo... Oh my dear Michelangelo... I think that's enough diary. I'm getting white girl emotional. Never pretty. I've got to stop this. I don't even know how I'm recording this right now since paper isn't even allowed in the After Life. I'm out!
-Miss M
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
February 2014 Heroic Hottie!
What crazed interview will occur behind the click? Will Mila cause any more embarrassment to April O'Neil's empire of journalistic integrity? Will the Heroic Hottie cause a public meltdown of hotness? (Goodness knows we need it with all this cold.) Strap on your feed bag and get ready for an all new Heroic Hottie!
Thursday, February 6, 2014
While Frolicking in the Kingdom of Snows...
Hey everyone. I wanted to catch up and say hello. Plus I haven't posted anything in a minute so I feel that it is time for some talk both personal and toy related.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
January 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
The Bodacious Baddie is the final interview this month and is it ever an extravaganza in dorkiness! It's cold outside, so click the link below to warm up for the interview that sets the rest of the year up for some total mayhem...
Monday, January 27, 2014
January 2014 Woman of Wonderosity!
At last we left off, Mila Rosnovsky was making a name for herself as the latest toy journalist to grace the Diary with her hard hitting interview with 2014 January Heroic Hottie, Mario! Can she continue her fantastic work with this month's Woman of Wonderosity? Oh, and the deceased Miss M met a new friend in the After Life and together they were going to talk about great Nintendo games from the olden days. Click below for the story to continue! If not, suffer a cruel fate of boredom!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
January 2014 Heroic Hottie!
It's time for an all new toy interview with the hottest of the hot! Can the new toy journalist Mila Rosnovsky from Swans Crossing fill in Miss M's dead shoes? There is only one way to find out! Click below to find out who starts the year as the first Heroic Hottie of 2014!
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
I love culture!
Hey everyone! Whew, I have been hitting the ground running in 2014. The only problem is that I have not been able to post as much as I would like on here. That is ok though, I am posting now and I wanted to share some updates on the current state of the dorkette. So click below and check things out!
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