All My Toys: Love is Berry Sweet

Dear Diary,

As I sit here at the no-named super hero headquarter spot waiting on Storm to arrive for some special meeting, I am realizing that I put too much conditioner in my hair this morning. Shit. Damn it Diary. I can't ever do anything right. I was wondering why my hair had such a glossy sheen. Oh Diary, why am I a mess? Does one ever stop being a mess? I really hope so. Oh well, I am gonna put this thing down so I can keep talking to Glitter. It is rude to be carrying on a conversation while my nose is in this notebook. I will return soon Diary!

-Miss M

All My Toys: Dreaming Is Free

At long last All My Toys returns! Where has Miss M been? What kinds of adventures have been going on in Toy Valley? Click the link to find out!

Six Years of Mess!

Dear Diary,

It has been since May. May! No new content since May. I feel like a very naughty Dorkette. However I am dusting off the laptop and expressing my shock and awe that Diary of a Dorkette has been around for six years.

-Miss M

I'll Tell You a Toy Story

But it won't involve toy Miss M. Not yet at least! I am getting very close to starting those toy stories up again. However I wanted to share another juicy toy story from my youth. So click the link and read on fellow toy fans!

For the Love of Old Men...

Old men named Logan that is. I got to see Logan this weekend so click the link and see what I think. I also promise not to divulge any spoilers, however there might be a thing or two that I share so just tread carefully!

Falling into the Dark Side...

I'm back! But not with one of those lovely fun toy stories I enjoy doing so well. Have no fear those will return, but go ahead and click the link to see why it has been more than a month since anything exciting has been going on at the Diary.

Farewell 2016!

We hardly knew ya! Actually we knew too much. Click the link and learn what is new with the dorkette of your dreams. Or nightmares depending. I'm not judging.