A new Heroic Hottie is mere moments from being revealed, but let's do a recap. So far some major hunks have graced the online centerfold spread. We've seen some Marvel heroes. A ThunderCat. Even a blocky nerd, just to name a few. But among all those fantastic plastic pieces of man toy goodness, there has yet to be a shout out to the hottest and most powerful man in the universe. Diary was thrilled to sit down with He-Man to catch up a little, and to have him flex those muscles for some Heroic pics. The September 2012 Heroic Hottie is here: He-Man!
He-Man: Oh did the Sorceress tell you? She always knows things. I can't believe I've been around for 30 years. I have been more than thrilled that I've made it this long.
Diary: Has anything changed?
He-Man: I feel like I've gotten taller. And my gun show is just pumped. Look at these arms, they don't look vintage.
Diary: What are your plans to really make this anniversary memorable?
He-Man: Well let's see... I helped rally the masses to make sure that Masters of the Universe Classics went through for 2013. We all have the power. I also had a really big party at Grayskull. It was out of control. Cringer was hanging from the rafters. Orko was passed out in a corner. It was awesome.
Diary: Sounds like it. Did any unwanted guests show up?
Diary: Speaking of Frosta, there has been quite a lot of women that have fawned over you. Care to share any special thoughts about the women you have loved?
He-Man: (Getting sheepish) I... uh... well... the thing is... Being the most powerful man in the universe means that there will be times that love may bloom. There have been some amazing loves in my life. I have been dazed by the buzz from a honey of a guide. I've even gotten a little chill from a woman that may have warmed my heart behind the scenes. Of course, for me, I think my greatest love has always been Teela. She's put up with a lot of my crap, but I think she is one of the best things that has come out of Masters of the Universe throughout these 30 years.
He-Man: Well ever since I found out about my twin, I have made sure she has been in my life. I love my sister and she has been a part of the celebration for sure.
Diary: Some have said that there has been a great deal of attention focused on you. The numerous cartoon shows. All the various toy lines. Not too mention the comics and even a movie. (And a rumored new movie.) Where does She-Ra fit into all that? The last time the public really saw her in action was in the '80s.
He-Man: I know. It doesn't seem fair does it? We were actually talking about that the other day. She misses being in a show. Or a comic. Or even a movie. I personally feel that my sister would carry a movie rather well. She has such a wealth of amazing characters and friends to join her for a great movie, and adventure.
Diary: And yet all fans have are some new figures.
He-Man: I know. But, doesn't her latest version look great? I am so glad that there are people rooting for her.
Diary: Well, there are also people rooting for you too.
Diary: Which will no doubt see you looking amazing while a broad like me will look positively ancient. So let's talk looks. What are your thoughts on being named the September Heroic Hottie?
He-Man: Well thank you. Doubly so for thinking of me for this feature.
He-Man: I wish I could, but I just have nothing to tell you. I haven't been approached with a script or anything yet. Though I'm sure the Sorceress knows a thing or two.
Diary: I'm sure she does. Is there anything else you would like to let the readers know?
Diary: Why thank you He-Man!
He-Man: No problem. By the power of Grayskull, this heroic hottie is off!
There you have it folks, the September Heroic Hottie! Enjoy the pictures of He-Man and be sure to keep it here! He-Man may be the hottie, but She-Ra is the driving force that keeps the story going. So be sure to come back tomorrow for She-Ra Saturday! An all new Adora's Search for Honor will be ready and it will be awesome! Keep it real dorky!