November 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Things are bad. Really bad. Halloween night was a success until Skeletor arrived finally being able to speak after months of being a mute while in space. Apparently he knows what happened in space all those months ago, and it involves the evil cosmic force known as Lady Kale and some woman named She-Ra. The problem is none of us know who She-Ra is even though we are supposed to. I don't know what is going on. I just know it's late, Halloween is over and I'm beginning to hear Christmas songs. I think it's just in my head though. 

-Miss M

Miss M: Let me understand this, I was friends with the most powerful woman in the universe and her name was She-Ra? She was related to He-Man? I thought his sister was someone else?

Skeletor: That's the way Lady Kale works. She swooped in and took that muscle bound woman She-Ra as a prisoner and left me mute via magic so I would be unable to let everyone know of her existence. I never thought I'd speak again. Lady Kale must have been responsible for writing She-Ra out of existence. Every memory you and the rest of the world ever had about She-Ra was taken away and replaced with someone else. Her magic that rendered me mute somehow spared me from losing my memories of She-Ra.
Miss M: Oh my. Lady Kale is capable of a great deal. And you said she is here? On Earth? Looking for me?

Skeletor: Yes. She is here for you and she will destroy you.

Miss M: I have to get back home.

At Wayne Manor...

Miss Elizabeth: Miss M is not home.

Lady Kale: At least you are honest. I knew she might be here or possibly away at some party. I had thought about visiting her at the party and introducing myself. Ya know, create a little chaos. Ultimately I didn't want to make a scene, not when I have other plans in mind.

Miss Elizabeth: Such as?

Lady Kale: I wanted to learn more about this dorky woman you all fondly call Miss M. Where I'm from she has a more sinister alias. She is called Starwhip, the murderer of the future.

Angela: Miss M doesn't have a murderous bone in her body!

Lady Kale: That's what they always say. She was killed and brought back to life.

Lady Kale: (looks at Miss Elizabeth) On your watch I might add. You know the rules. You know that returning to life is a crime against the universe.

Miss Elizabeth: I didn't think she would pose a threat. She is a kind woman.

Lady Kale: A kind woman with a supreme level of power simmering under her skin as a result from her return from the dead. I can't have that kind of power exist in this universe.

Miss Elizabeth: What are you planning on doing?

Lady Kale: I'm a fair being. I just want to talk to her, which is why I am here. I want to leave a message for her.

Suddenly the piercing cry of baby Yvie rings through the whole mansion.

Lady Kale: A baby?

Miss Elizabeth: (ignores the cries of the baby, for Yvie's sake) What was the message you wanted to leave?

Lady Kale: She has a baby.

Miss Elizabeth: Angela!

Angela rushes towards Lady Kale to protect the baby.

Lady Kale: I think I'll leave my message now...

In Dimension X...

Guy Friday: This is just great. My girlfriend is somewhere in this strange land and I lost track of her. I am so stupid. So so stupid. Come on man, be the hero she needs you to be. Figure this out.

Guy Friday: If I were Irma in another dimension, where would I be?

Suddenly!

Lord Dregg: Halt! You are not from this dimension. You are expected at the high ground to see Krang.

Guy Friday: Aw man come on. I am not doing any harm.

Lord Dregg: We have authorization to use excessive force if we must.

Guy Friday: Look, I'm a lover not a fighter.

Lord Dregg: Very well. The fighting will commence.

Before Lord Dregg can strike, someone else strikes him!

???: Thought you might need some help.
Guy Friday: Who are you?

???: The name is Zak. Would you like my help?

Guy Friday: I don't know, how do I know I can trust you?

Zak: I totally do not have an answer for you. That's up to you dude. I can say this though, staying here with that insect dude will probably get you killed. Krang does not like new visitors to Dimension X. Lord Dreck, as I like to call him,  rounds up any newbs and sends them to Krang where they either become mindless slaves or worse. 'Worse' most definitely means dead.

Guy Friday: It all sounds really bad.
Zak: So come with me dude. Those are some sweet gladiator boots by the way.
Guy Friday: Thanks. I want to live, so I guess I should go with you.

Zak: Awesome! Come on, I'll introduce you to the resistance.

Guy Friday: Do you think you guys could help me find my girlfriend and her friends?

Zak: We can try. Are they new too?
Guy Friday: Yes.

Zak: It's possible Lord Dreck has already sent them to Krang's place. It may be too late.
Guy Friday: No! It can't be too late.

Zak: Whoa, whoa, calm down gladiator dude. Come with me and we'll see what we can do.

Guy Friday has no choice but to follow the:

November 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Miss M: Bruce, can't we hurry? Can't you drive this thing any faster?

Bruce Wayne: I am going as fast as I can. I promise you.

Miss M: I never thought Lady Kale would actually find me or what she was truly capable of. Do you think she knows I've been living with you? What if she has erased other people from my life that I don't even know about because they've just faded from existence!? She's crazy! I just want this long drawn out story to end already!

Bruce Wayne: Don't worry, she won't hurt anyone else, I promise you.

Miss M: Bruce!!! Look!

Bruce Wayne: No. That's not possible.

Miss M: Bruce! Your mansion, it's gone!!!

Miss M: YVIE!! YVIE!! Where is she?!

Miss Elizabeth: It's ok, it's ok, Angela has her right here. Chewie is ok too. I've even contacted Alfred and he is on his way from his time off.

Miss M: Oh thank goodness you are all ok.

Miss M: Oh Yvie, when I saw the house destroyed I thought the worst.

Miss Elizabeth: We're just glad you are both here.

Bruce Wayne: What happened to my house?

Miss Elizabeth: We were paid a visit by Lady Kale. She means to harm you M.

Angela: This was her message to you. All this destruction for no other reason than to send a message.

Miss M: Bruce, we have to find her and put an end to this.

Bruce Wayne: No, I'll do that. You stay here.

Miss M: No! Are you insane? She blew up your house with our daughter inside. She is after me. I can't just hang back here. I'm going to stop this.

Bruce Wayne: I'm not going to argue with you.

Miss M: Miss Elizabeth, can you please look after Yvie and Chewie? For just a little longer? I love you Yvie.

Miss Elizabeth: Of course.

Miss M: Come on Bruce, we need to find this psychotic bitch.

Miss M and Bruce Wayne rush off.

Angela: Why didn't you tell her the truth?

Miss Elizabeth: She wouldn't have been able to handle it. Right now she needs to focus. Lady Kale is supremely powerful. I have no idea how Miss M is going to stop her. There will be more casualties.

Angela: This little one had such a future.

Miss Elizabeth: There will be time for grieving. The status of the After Life is up in the air. For now we make sure Yvie is comfortable and when it is time for us to take her, we will make sure M gets a proper goodbye.

Angela: She will be devastated.

Miss Elizabeth: Yes. She will be. For now we just need to guard over this little one.

At the Cat Lady Lair...

Hordak: Can someone answer me! How long will I be here? Don't you wenches know who I am?

Lady Kale: I know who you are.

Hordak: You aren't a Cat Lady.

Lady Kale: No, but I am the lady that helped erase one of your biggest foes from existence. No need to thank me, you have no memory of who she was anyway. I'm now here to set you free. I want to watch you rip this city apart.

Hordak: Why would you want me to do that?

Lady Kale: I can't help myself, I strive on a little chaos. Now, run along Hordak. Fill the streets with the blood of innocents. Draw out the heroic members of this city and let us pick them apart like they were legs off an insect. How does that sound?

Hordak: (snorts) Sign me up.

To be continued!