Seven Years: Day to Night!

Diary of a Dorkette turns 7 today! Click the link below and find out how I am celebrating!

All My Toys: 2018 Conference of Evil!!!

Megan Fox: Good afternoon fans of evil. This is Megan Fox coming live to you at the 2018 San Diego Comic... Wait. Wrong gig. My colleague Pixel Dude is attending the 2018 San Diego Comic Con while I am here at the dank 2018 Conference of Evil! Join me as I talk with the masters of evil about what they have in store for the rest of the year and how fans both young and old can collect and connect with their favorite villains and products! Now come back after this brief commercial break and join me as I talk with the master of ceremonies himself: President Chocula!

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All My Toys: Coming Home

Dear Diary,

I can see Earth. Samus has been flying us fast through space and I can see my home world. Earth has never looked so beautiful. I can't wait to go shopping at ToysRUs and eat a giant cheeseburger. It is going to be everything!

-Miss M

All My Toys: I Don't Wanna Grow Up

Dear Diary,

I am traveling through space. Heading home to Earth. There are so many things I am excited to see again. I look forward to visiting my super hero team. I know they will be thrilled to see me. It has been months. I need to also talk to Bruce Wayne. He had something to tell me and I believe it has to deal with our daughter Yvie who died an unfortunate death. I have no idea what that could be about. I sound really gloomy though so onto something more light and lovely. I am ready to sink my teeth into a cheeseburger. I also need to do some toy shopping at my favorite toy store: Toys"R"Us. Oh they better be ready for me because I plan on buying everything to make up for lost time. It is going to be epic!

-Miss M

All My Toys: A Most Pleasant Gift

Dear Diary,

I have been on Dimension X for far too long, but my life is about to go back to normal. I have found a most pleasant gift, the gift of fuel. Samus and Deanna Troi have flown all the way from Earth to find me and now we are just waiting for the ship to be fueled up and then I will be off. Of course that comes with a price. I am returning home with the knowledge that April's dad has been living here. He does not plan on returning to Earth and I will more than likely keep that a secret until the day I die. I just wonder what my dear friend is doing on Earth. I am sure April O'Neil is involved in some sort of crazy shenanigan. Oh I can't wait to return to Earth. Secrets and all. 

-Miss M

All My Toys: All About Evil

While we take a break from our main hero Miss M, there are other stories going on among your favorite toys. Particularly with those considered evil, the villains of this sordid toy soap opera. Of course what really makes a villain a villain when everyone thinks their own perspective is cause for justice and honor? Read on and see what's new, for trouble like you...

All My Toys: Searching for Home

Dear Diary,

Eff this place! I am still stuck in Dimension X. Still! To make matters worse someone slipped into my room and tried to kill me! I thought this new and improved Dimension X was a safe place. What a country crock. I just want to be back on Earth. Why can't that be a thing? Oh well, I need to talk to Maleficent about this. If she is going to run this place she needs to know! 

-Miss M