Sunday, November 13, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, start your stomachs!

Alright folks, here it is! The moment I address the item of gastronomic goodness that is (drum roll please) Country Crock Honey Spread! It is basically honey butter, but it isn't actual butter according to my loved ones. Anyways I have been obsessed with this stuff. It tastes so good. I spread it on some raisin cinnamon toast in the mornings, oh my goodness, it is like there is this explosion of happiness in my mouth. I can't get enough of it!

My mom isn't a fan. First of all she is a phenomenal cook and has the ability to make real homemade honey butter spread all on her own. I am also certain that what she could make would probably taste a thousand times better than Country Crock, but let me be honest: I don't cook. And I sure as heck am not going to try and make homemade honey butter spread. At all. The closest thing I get to cooking is a frozen pizza. Even my baked cakes come from a box. Somewhere Strawberry Shortcake is shedding a tear of disappointment.

Now word on the street is that Country Crock also has a Pumpkin Spice spread as well. Apparantly Country Crock has these limited edition holiday spreads every year around the holidays. How come I never knew about this? I mean this is just blasphemous. I grocery shop. I clip coupons. I should have known! I have failed the domestic gods. I won't get to become a member of the Stepford Program!

Anyways, even She-Ra and He-Man got into the spirit of special holiday treats.

Now in case you are wondering, yes, I took pictures with She-Ra and He-Man with Country Crock spread. My family and husband were there and were really concerned that I was losing my mind. Nothing could be further from the truth. I can't help that He-Man and She-Ra, the two most powerful people in the universe, were wanting some Country Crock Honey spread.

It doesn't matter at the end of the day. This stuff from Country Crock is fantastic. It gets the job done. I wonder what the two Country Crock voices would have to say about this Honey Spread. Remember those silly Country Crock commercials where you only saw the hands but heard the flirtatious banter of the couple over faux butter? Do they even make those anymore? If not they need to bring them back, I'd like to see what the couple has been up to! Anyways before people start thinking I have really lost it, I am off!

Keep it back here and often, there are some fun things coming up this week!


  1. Miss M, I love you have let your pallette try someting new. If Country Crock makes you happy so be it. Sad though, your imagination could take you to the next layer and level of life. Anyway, enjoy your country crock creations!

    I love you

  2. Omg! You are such a mess! lol But thanks mom for leaving comments! You are the best.