December 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Shredder,

Prison sucks. Luckily we have access to computers so we can at least type up a decent letter between super villains. How are you? Since we are both locked up I'd be willing to bet it sucks for you too. They recently moved me to a new block. No one really knows who I am and they certainly have no idea what I've done. We could have really taken over the world with our drug ring, how did it all fall apart so quickly? Oh, I know, that stupid hero WoW. When we get out, I think we should team up again and find her. Make her pay. For now, I'm just killing time.

Dr. Blight

December 2015 Heroic Hottie

Space Data, Loop 544

My fellow travelers and I are racing through space to make it to Earth in time. I've found myself on a mission to stop something awful from happening. I don't know all the details except that my fellow travelers are trying to prevent their dystopian future from happening. It all involves a powerful cosmic force known as Lady Kale and a pale dork girl form Earth.

Samus

December 2015 Bodacious Baddie

Dear Diary,

Things have gotten messy on Main Street. Hordak and Catra are in fisticuffs. We're trying to find the other Cat Ladies to help. We're also trying to find a way to stop Lady Kale. She's this supreme cosmic force that wants me destroyed on account that I died and came back to life thanks to Maleficent's magic. Now it's like nothing makes sense anymore. I feel like at any moment the world is going to crumble all around me, like in one of those Marvel comic events. Speaking of those Marvel events, I wonder when the latest Secret Wars event will be over. I feel like it's been dragged out for far too long. Anyways, my world needs saving. Comic talk can wait.

-Miss M

An Eclectic December

December is the month that just keeps on giving. Star Wars is everywhere. Anyone want some Star Wars oranges? It feels like the beginning of Summer in my neck of the woods, and as always there's more toy pictures than I can shake a stick at. Click the link below and let's get to talkin.

November 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Lady Kale is here on Earth. She has already destroyed Wayne Manor. Bruce and I have been working hard to find other heroic types to help us. I fear it will result in nothing. Lady Kale is far too strong. I also fear she has robbed me of someone very precious. It's denial that's keeping me in a hazy fog. I only want to find a way to end this now and make sure we all have a universe to still float around in. 

-Miss M

November 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

To the being that finds this and can actually read it,

My name is Irma Langinstein. I'm from a place called Earth. I'm a newcomer to Dimension X and sadly my whole reason for being here has gone up in smoke. My party and I were here for special reasons involving eventual travel to Dimension Y and Z as well as trying to find my friend's missing father. Now we've been on a detour as we are waiting to meet the ruler of this Dimension. I'm just frustrated. Mostly because I think I made a mistake coming here. I miss Guy Friday. I've messed up. I left him behind and now I'm stuck in Dimension X with a makeshift Ghostbusters crew, and hold up, is that Miss Piggy?!

Irma

The Adventures of Miss M and the Toy Hunter: Journey to Snake Mountain!

Dear Diary,

While we take a break from all the current events of All My Toys, let us instead go back in time to a story that occurred a couple years ago, one that has never been told... until now! Behold the strange and twisted tale of how toy Miss M first met the one and only Toy Hunter.

Enjoy,
Miss M

I Am Elemental: Courage Review!

We don't need another hero, because we have Courage. Click the link for my look at the brand new figure from the I Am Elemental toy line!

November 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Things are bad. Really bad. Halloween night was a success until Skeletor arrived finally being able to speak after months of being a mute while in space. Apparently he knows what happened in space all those months ago, and it involves the evil cosmic force known as Lady Kale and some woman named She-Ra. The problem is none of us know who She-Ra is even though we are supposed to. I don't know what is going on. I just know it's late, Halloween is over and I'm beginning to hear Christmas songs. I think it's just in my head though. 

-Miss M

Miss M Presents: April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year- 2015 Edition!

Dear Diary!

It's Halloween! It's finally here! Halloween is here! It's time to trick or treat. But don't smell my feet. I've been in need of a good pedicure. I think I might do that before getting Yvie dressed up. This will be her first Halloween and I am so excited! I just need to print some stickers from the computer to go on our trick or treat bags, and I will be good to go. I hope Bruce won't mind me using his computer and printer. He's got all the high tech stuff...

-Miss M

October 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

The plans are coming along for April's Halloween bash. I'm really hoping that her party will be a hit. Can I be honest though? I kinda just want my Halloween to be simple. Maybe do a little trick or treating with Bruce and Yvie, and then just go home and veg out with some horror movies. Maybe have a little spooky adult fun with Bruce after Yvie falls asleep for the night. Come to think of it, ever since Bruce and I became a couple we haven't really consummated anything. Like, he isn't waiting for marriage is he? No. Bruce Wayne is a playboy. He has slept around more than I can count, so then why hasn't he tried to sleep with me? Is there something wrong with me? Am I not good enough? Am I, gasp, boring? I heard boredom is a sure fire way to slay a boner. Heaven help me.

-Miss M

Movie Review: Jem and the Holograms

I just got home from watching the new Jem and the Holograms movie. While it is still fresh on my mind, I wanted to write about it. So while I have plans to post a fantastic Halloween toy tale for you all, let's take a break and get a little outrageous. There will be spoilers aplenty so if you have not seen the film yet and want to know nothing, than do not click the link and read this review. You will be spoiled like old milk! Otherwise, carry on!

October 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Oh my goodness! Halloween is getting closer and closer. April's Annual Halloween party is getting into high gear. However this year she enlisted the help of some guy named Chris Gaida who is some self professed Halloween party planner. I think that is just a waste of resources. April throws a great party every year, why does she need the help from some guy who lives in Canada? What's so special about him anyway? I just don't understand. Anyways, in an effort to butt in, I have joined in on the party planning. Because, why not?

-Miss M

October 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

The world is topsy turvy. But there are Halloween Whoppers at Burger King so it can't be all that bad, can it? I don't know. I'm more tired than usual. With work, a cosmic threat hanging over my head, the loss of friends, and raising a bat baby, I've been a busy dorkette. I also need to figure out my love life. Bruce Wayne keeps hinting at things, but can I truly open up to him? Is it worth it? I'm terrified. I don't want to be alone in this world, I want love and all that jazz, but I also can't get hurt anymore. I just can't. So I think I will refrain and just focus on work and Yvie. Love is my haunted house. It scares me more than anything.

-Miss M

September 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Halloween is almost here! I mean we have like a month, but the entire build up is so much fun. It's like the countdown starts a whole year prior, just getting spooked and scared every which way and then it all culminates at April's bash. I am so thrilled. Especially because this coming Halloween will be Yvie's first Halloween. I am so looking forward to doing some trick or treating with her, even though she is just a baby and will most likely have no concept of what is going on. However since she has wings and is all bat-like, she will already have a built in costume. So... yay!

-Miss M

September 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

To the stars I hope to see,

An eternity. That is how long I have left in this place. An eternity. I was chained to a fate when I was alive and now I am chained to a fate here, in the After Life. I miss the stars. I'd see them once in awhile, through the slits in the shutters in my prison when I was alive. I long to be free. I am a slave to the desires of monsters, forever twisting and writhing for their entertainment. It never ends and now it will last for an eternity. I'm not quite sure how I came to be in this endless loop of madness. I'm dead, but even the dead can't be free. Not here. All I can hope is that one day I'll see the stars. 

Oola

September 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Read all about it. Glimmer's dead.

-Miss M

(editor's note- previously on All My Toys, Glimmer drove off a cliff out of sadness for being diagnosed with TOYS. She also ran down Velvet Sky. Also, Miss M is gravitating the world of parenting with Bruce Wayne, though they did finally pick a name for their little bat baby bundle of joy, Yvonne or Yvie for short. Also, there's a cosmic force searching for Maleficent and Miss M for all kinds of dastardly evil reasons...)

Before I die...

Click the link to find out what's new.

Eclectic Music Mix

A couple weeks ago Eclectic Mayhem released a new episode with a special guest. The topic was all about mix tapes and the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy. Read on to learn more and check out a more in depth look at the personal mix tape I shared with my co-hosts.

August 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

I've been abducted. Guy Friday was trying to warn me about this man in a suit who was looking for me, and the suit guy totally found me. He also had friends. I have no idea who they are or what they want, but they've taken me to some remote location. I think I'm in a hellicarrier. I don't even know. I just want to be home with my bat baby. The little sugar plum has really been growing on me. I'm still scared shitless at parenting her, she has wings and likes Dr. Pepper, but I think I'll be ok. I can't wait to introduce her to comics. And the toy aisle. Anyways, I hear someone approaching me so I need to go. 

Later,
Miss M

Click the link and find out what latest mishap Miss M is in now!

August 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Space Log Entry 176-C

Reporting from the Fifth Quadrant Galaxy under the orders of Lady Kale, Queen of the Cosmos. My search for any and all data on the whereabouts of Miss M has led my efforts to a lone space diner. I am in the midst of meeting an informant. This should reveal any and all information on Miss M, or as the Galaxy Court has been calling her: Star Whip The Murderer of the Future.

End of Space Log Entry 176-C

Horroscope

August 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I'm a mom. Sort of. You see, last year I was dead and then I came back to the land of the living, but I was in someone else's body. I was sharing space with Moth Lady. She is this evil warrior woman that works with Dragon Queen to topple the ranks of Golden Girl and her friends. Anyways, you can check all of that out by clicking the tab to the right and catching up on some fun back posts. Either way I slept with Batman/Bruce Wayne in Moth Lady's body. She got pregnant and gave birth to a bat baby, which she then gave to Bruce and me. Now I have no idea what to do. I've moved out of my cute apartment downtown and now I'm back at Wayne Manor. I mean it's just a mess. 

-Miss M

Toy Stores Galore!

Life is a toy store old chum! And I love, a great toy find! Click the link and check out where this Dorkette has been toy shoppin...

Miss M Presents: Three Toys and a Bat Baby!

Dear Diary,

Here's what you have missed. Back when I was trapped inside Moth Lady's body, I slept with Batman. Shortly thereafter I returned to my original body and unbeknownst to me, Moth Lady was left carrying our love child. A love child that we have just found out about, like, right now. At this very second. ...And scene!

-Miss M

July 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary.

Ok, I have so many unanswered questions in life right now. The thing is, I'm not even sure where I can go for those answers. Like... there's this evil force from the universe that is after me. I think one of my friends might be in trouble. Actually I feel like all of my friends are in trouble. The whole world is in trouble. What do I do Diary? Is this what happens? We just worry about everything until we die? Well I've already died once before. So... Oh well. I'll figure my life out. I just know it will all be ok.

-Miss M

Date a Dorkette: Mini Stories 2!

Hey! July is almost over as is the Date a Dorkette Mini-Story Event! There's one more story and it is brought to you by Nick Moose with pictures by me! Enjoy!

Diary of a Dorkette Turns Four!

Hey everybody! Diary of a Dorkette turns four today! Click the link to read more and check out what's new!

Eclectic Saturday Morning Cartoons!

I am a part of the astonishing podcast known as Eclectic Mayhem. Our latest episode was recently released and it was all about Saturday Morning Cartoons. Brian Farrell from It's Trash Culture hosted the episode and issued us all a challenge, click the link below and read all about it!

July 2015 Bodacious Baddie Special! The Conference of Evil!!!

In a gleaming replica of the Crystal Castle in the After Life, Ed talks shop with Maleficent...

Ed: Ya know something tells me if I were alive right now it'd be time for the Conference of Evil. I don't know how to explain it exactly but I feel my geeky bone act all funny and stuff.
Maleficent: I can't believe I decided to hide out here with you. You and that dork girl M were made for each other.

Ed: Yeah. I wonder if she'll be there. Man, if I hadn't gotten that stupid job at the Chinese restaurant in the mall and been trampled by those tween Twihards I'd be able to go with her. If we had known each other when I was alive of course.

Maleficent: You aren't missing much. I've been to a few Conference of Evils not to long ago.

Ed: How? You're dead like me. For awhile now.

Maleficent: That's where you're wrong little dork man. The nights of the Conference of Evil are magic. Evil is at its strongest during that time and I am able to travel to the world of the living as a shadow. I've done it before and I can do it again if you'd like to go?
Ed: Nah, I'm not sure I'd like to mess with all that stuff. Plus you need to be hiding out from some sort of cosmic evil, remember?

Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!

Maleficent: Is that someone at the door?

Gwen Stacy: Ed? Ed, are you in there? It seems like it's been an eternity since I've seen you. Are you there?

Gwen Stacy: Why are you living in a pink castle now? Ed!

Maleficent: Who is that?
Ed: Oh crap. That's Gwen Stacy.

Maleficent: And I should know who that is?

Ed: Gwen is like every dead dork guy's dream. We had a brief fling awhile ago, but that was all before I met Miss M. I just couldn't bare to tell Gwen that I had moved on. I mean, she has been through enough ya know?

Maleficent: We all have. Shall I answer the door?
Ed: No! No! Look, we can just sneak out of the castle and wait for her to go away. I can't tell her the truth right now. I'm just a dorky guy in a panda suit. I'm not trying to hurt anyone.

Maleficent: You could always let me work my magic, Come on, let's leave the After Life for a moment. The Conference of Evil is calling...

Gwen Stacy: Ed? Ed?

Ed: Ok. Let's go. Work your magic mad woman!

Maleficent: Very well...

Click the link and start the 2015 Conference of Evil!

(Editor's note, the Conference of Evil takes place during the weekend of San Diego Comic Con)

Date a Dorkette: Mini-Stories!

I shared some of my horrible dating experiences now it's your turn! As I mentioned in the post located here, this is the spot where you can find the mini-stories that other people have posted to participate! So click the link and revel in the reality that we all have some dating doozies.

July 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I've been on a roll. Hellcat has been working with me and we've just been doing what cool chicks do. We fight crime. We discuss the importance of a variety of costume choices. We even thought we found an Infinite Stone but it was actually a stone that popped off of Frosta's top while we were at a party. Anyways, the summer is getting heated up as we approach one of the best weekends of the year: the Conference of Evil! I wonder what I'll wear?

-Miss M

Date a Dorkette!

Dear Diary,

While I view myself as a cool gal above the trappings of a happily-ever-after sort of life, I do sometimes fall for the idea of love. It's been that way my entire life. I've always wanted to have that one special person in my life that would be with me, side by side, no matter what. I thought I had that with Michelangelo. He was my party turtle. It didn't work out though. I've also had some ups and downs with Batman aka Bruce Wayne. I don't even know what to make of that. Of course there's Ed. But he's dead. So... I have taken my hand at online dating. I've already been on a few dates that have yielded nothing. I then gave up a bit and focused on being a hero and helping people. Now I'm taking a break from helping to make the city safe and I'm going to work on my heart! Wish me luck diary, more dates begin now!

-Miss M

Editor's note: The dates you are about to read about are based off of real life events. Enter with caution.

June 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

While Miss M gets her life figured out, take a gander into the life of another fun loving heroic woman!

June 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary:

People can be douche bags from time to time. I know that's a mean thing to say and I totally should not be saying it, but I am just getting frustrated. No one believes that I am a super hero. It's like everyone thinks all I'm good for is getting into trouble and having a long list of people that want to kill me because I'm annoying. How do I get people to see that I am the crime fighter WoW? Or do I even worry about what they know? Oh diary, maybe I shouldn't keep trying to get people to know the truth. But! But! I can save the world too, ya know? In a tasteful yet fashionable ensemble no less. 

-Miss M

June 2015 Bodacious Baddie! Plus Bonuses!

Dear Diary:

Something happened recently. I took a trip down memory lane with April O'Neil and we recounted our crazy days in high school, but meanwhile time has just slipped on by! Now enough of the gross out memories of our youth. We have a show to do! So let's find out what's been going on these last number of weeks.

-Miss M

Whew!

Hey everybody. It's been a long past couple months. So click the link below and let's talk about some fun stuff.

Miss M Presents: Toys and Troma Part 2!

The tribute to Troma and the Toxic Crusaders toy line was so big it had to be split into two parts! Here's the grody stuff you missed... While looking back at their brief time at Tromaville High during their junior year, April O'Neil and Miss M embarked on their first day at Nuke 'Em High. There they met April's cousin Wheeler and a gang of mean teens who want nothing more than to destroy Miss M for her dorky ways. While about to have her behind handed to her, Miss M met her soulmate Toxie. He quickly helped save the day, and with a little help from his friends, got Miss M to join the Toxic Crusaders to stop the new mysterious school principal Dr. Killemoff! The vile Killemoff (that's Dr. Killemoff!) is poisoning the school lunches with radioactive waste. But for what reason? Will April find her missing father? Can Wheeler, who now goes by Bonehead following a gruesome face lift by Psycho, truly be saved? And what will become of the star crossed lovers Toxie and Miss M? Find out in the riveting conclusion!

Miss M Presents: Toys and Troma! Part 1

Every now and then a movie studio comes along and touches you in all the wrong places, so wrong that it feels right. My very first Troma film (technically distributed by Troma) to ever fully watch and absorb was Blood Sucking Freaks; a campy gross out gory romp from the '70s that a friend and I watched when we were in high school in the '90s. That was my gateway into the mad colorful world of Troma films. In the last few months I've revisited some of the Troma films that I enjoyed watching throughout my life and it got me thinking... how could I tell a toy story that would celebrate my joy for the fun I have had with these movies as well as the beloved toy line from the Toxic Crusaders cartoon? Well dear reader, click the link and find out what I have in mind, but be warned, there is a lot of dorkiness going on...

May 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Some stuff is about to go down Diary! Shredder and a nasty assortment of villains have been trying to control the city by means of crime and mayhem. The Foot Clan have been murdering mutants and turning their remains into a drug called Plastic. (No one really knows this bit yet. Technically I'm not supposed to know this either, but I'm just trying to catch the readers all up.) This new drug is all the rage and is causing the city to melt into a panic. Oh, and Shredder has some of my dear friends prisoner. So something must be done before anyone else gets hurt.

-Miss M

Everyone's Gone Mad

Folks are mad about a lot of things as of late. So while I am busy getting some pictures edited, click the link below to find out what has been going on and why we all go a little mad sometimes.

That's My Face!

While we take a break from all the crazy toy stories going on around these parts I am finally getting to a special topic I have long wanted to talk about! Click the link below and read all about a whole new version of toy Miss M!

April 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

My goodness does it ever end? Ever since April O'Neil's grand ball I have just been so busy. My social calendar has been filled with dates. I've been working my behind off at the new offices. I'm also making time for friends from the Broken Hearts Toy Club. I've also got a really big secret. It's a huge secret. Something I have been keeping from everyone and I just want to share it with the world. Oh Diary, will I ever be able to tell everyone my truth? Maybe one day. For now, I have a dinner party to host.

-Miss M

Happy MOTU Day!

Or was it Happy Rex Manning Day? Hmm. It seems like everything has a day of celebration, but April 28th is an even bigger one! Rexy you're so sexy, but Masters of the Universe really knows how to melt my butter. Click the link below to get in on the celebration and find out who else is taking part in MOTU Day!

Orko image designed by KWilkinson from Deviant Art and embellished with MOTU Day goodness by The Toy Box.

And the winner is...

Click the link below and find out the results of the first ever Diary of a Dorkette Giveaway!

Eclectic Mayhem!!!

It's the final day of the Diary of a Dorkette 500 giveaway and while we wait for the winners to be revealed on the 25th, click the link and listen to something fun and eclectic in the mean time!

Miss M Presents: A Ball to Remember

Dear Diary:

I just moved into a new place. It's totally adorable. It is kinda strange no longer having Irma and Guy Friday as roommates, but what can ya do? I do feel like there were plenty of stories I could have shared living with those two lovebirds, but maybe for another time. So here's what you may have missed Diary. Back in December the old offices of Diary of a Dorkette burned down in a terrible fire that nearly killed my best friend and mentor April O'Neil and one of her many enemies. Now that April has regained control of her company again and leased new office space for a totally new and shiny Diary of a Dorkette, she is throwing a ball to celebrate. However I haven't really been in the best of moods. I've been through heartbreak (my love Michelangelo married Mona Lisa and my other near romance with Bruce Wayne fizzled faster than some Pop Rocks.) So I have been going on countless dates with the weirdest men imaginable. My dear friend Glimmer has found herself in rehab. My other dear friend and personal hero She-Ra is missing and no one knows where she is. On top of that mutants are missing everywhere. There's someone stalking Sydney Rutledge from Swans Crossing. I mean come on Diary! There's so much going on that it's just a bit hard to keep up. It feels like just yesterday though that I wrote my first entry. I was a bit worried that I wouldn't have much to write about, but goodness, look at all that has unfolded 500 entries later... Maybe I do need to go to this ball. Now if only I could find something to wear...

-Miss M

Diary of a Dorkette Giveaway!

I've always wanted to do this, but never really knew when would be a good time, but with the 500th post of Diary of a Dorkette looming on the horizon, what better way than right now to offer the very first toy giveaway on Diary of a Dorkette! Click the link below to read more about how you can enter to win some very cool prize packs! It's my way of celebrating 500 posts of crazy while also thanking you all for your support and friendship.

March 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

What's up dude diary?

This is Ed. I'm dead. Just takin it easy in the After Life. Actually it's not really that easy. It was easy. Everything was easy in the After life before she came into the picture. Ever since I met Miss M, my heart has been beating differently. Metaphorically speaking. I'm deader than dead and thus have no real heart anymore. With much regret though, Miss M left the After Life. Get this dude diary, she left for a second chance at life again! How does that even work? Who gets those kinds of second chances? This isn't a Marvel comic. It doesn't matter though. I still wait patiently for the day when she'll die again and we'll be reunited. Until then, I just continue to take it easy in the Crystal Castle replica I built for her. Because that's what love is. Building your sweet lady a Crystal Castle replica to live in. In the After Life. Now if only she'd seriously want to spend the rest of eternity together...

-Ed

March 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

The streets aren't safe and they have no name. Mutants are missing left and right in the city. It's kind of a scary time. You know what else is scary? Dating. It's atrocious and grody. In fact, I don't even know why I should put myself back out there. I should just be content that I had near success with Michelangelo and another near success with Bruce Wayne. And of course there's always Ed in the After Life. At some point we'll reunite for sure. Just not anytime soon because I'm living my life Diary. One date at a time. Oh, and on a side note, the big ball to celebrate the new start for the Diary of a Dorkette offices is almost here! 

Editor's note: This is post 497! The countdown is on!

A Call to Action!

While I get some new stories typed up and ready to go, I wanted to share another fun Kickstarter campaign that is bringing forward a new action figure to the masses! If you are interested, check it out!

March 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

So let's see. A great deal is going on right now. I've begun the arduous process of dating. It has been brought to my attention that online dating is the quickest way to meet quality men. So I've done that. I have a profile. My fingers are ready to swipe. More importantly though there will be new office space for Diary of a Dorkette! After the original offices were burned to the ground, April O'Neil has been busy getting a new office up and running! To celebrate there will also be a huge ball. A ball! I love balls. It's just the perfect... Wait. Damn it Diary I hope you know what I mean when I say I love balls. I'm talking about huge grand balls, the kind you dress up for. And you do a little dancing. Crap. I'm just going to shut up.

-Miss M

Editor's note: What you are about to read is based off of partially true events. Miss M recently began the process of dating and putting herself back on the market months ago. Some of her more disastrous dates will be played out in toy form for the world to see. And judge.

After Dark: Friday the 13th Part 2!

Go ahead and enter the spin off of All My Toys: After Dark! Only the juicy salacious things happen here.

Previously: Refusing to learn how to use her legs again, Mermista met her match with Aquaman, her rehabilitation coach... After taking advantage of a club drug called Plastic, Glimmer finally began getting her life in order... Catra tangled with Tiger Claw. She wanted him to pay for his crimes against the Cat Ladies, so after sleeping with her former lover, she killed him... The vile and vicious Velvet Sky needed protection from Hordak so she turned to the Cat Ladies... He-Man was on the search for his sister She-Ra who has been held captive by the mysteriously evil Lady Kale... The pretty popular Sydney Rutledge of Swans Crossing fame has also been stalked for months by someone who loves horror movies a little too much... Shredder and his organization of crime is busy killing mutants and turning them into the designer club drug Plastic. So, the Ninja Turtles and April O'Neil are hot on the trail to stop Shred Head!

Click below for the latest After Dark!

With love to you all!

Hey everyone. It has been a few weeks. So I thought we could take a break from all the toy stories and do a little catching up. I have a lot of things to discuss. So click the link and let's dish!

February 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

There's another side to Vegas than what the rest of the world usually sees. All the lights and themed hotels are just props. The city is bankrupt. Bankrupt with ideas. Everyone just runs around trying to live out some fantasy that the commercials promise. But there's nothing here but trouble. Fantasies aren't real. What's real is that I'm in a holding tank. Apparently a lot of stuff went down last night. I kissed the Blue Ranger before getting ready for a wedding. There was the wedding of course. I think we were attacked. I may or may not have slept with Billy and Frankenberry at once. There was a tiger in the room. Oh and Diary, something bad happened to Princess Jasmine. As in the Disney Princess. I don't know that there's much I can do now. This might be my last entry. I might be trading my new clothes for nothing but orange jump suits. Do they allow bedazzlers in prison? 

-Miss M

February 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I'm packing for Vegas. So follow along with the scoop. I joined a therapy group for the broken hearted, and in the group is the one and only Sour Grapes. She's an old broad that made a deal with this guy that once she turned 50 she'd meet him in Vegas and if all went well, they'd get married. So the crazy thing is that she has never met this guy! Like, never. They "met" in a cooking chat room and that's all she wrote. Of course, this is where the rest of the group comes in. We are all going to Vegas to support her. And I might be getting some. By 'some' I mean the good old bump and grind. Billy the blue Power Ranger and I have gotten to know each other and he is so much fun to be around. He also asked me to share a room with him. Now I'm just packing with my girl friends and making sure I am beyond prepared for this Vegas trip!

-Miss M

After Dark: Friday the 13th!

Check in on everyone's favorite toys as After Dark continues, on Friday the 13th!

February 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

So the group therapy for the broken hearted has been fabulous. I adore my therapy group so much. Who had any idea that a bunch of lonely folk could make me feel like I truly belong? At least for this moment in my life. But that's not the thing I am really excited about with this group. I have actually been hanging out with a guy from the group. I know Diary! I know! Don't judge me! I had no intention of joining a therapy group and crushing hardcore on one of my group members. But Diary, this is Billy the Blue Power Ranger we're talking about here. We have been having so much fun getting to know each other and he says I'm cute. I have a feeling he is going to ask me to be his girlfriend. I mean, could this not be any more better?

-Miss M

Friday I'm In Love: A Tribute to Numbers Nightclub

I've certainly discussed my delight in a few Kickstarter projects on here before, but this latest Kickstarter project is one I am totally in love with. Read on for more details!

January 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Group therapy is great! I have been having the time of my life! It feels so good to be around like minded people who have had their hearts broken. It just makes my heart sing. I have a feeling some of my fellow members in the group have far more terrifying ordeals of the heart though. I am not sure I am ready to hear those stories yet. When do things start getting better, or do they have to get a little worse? Or maybe I just need to enjoy the journey and see where it all goes... 

-Miss M

January 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

Oh Diary. Why can't the universe understand that girls just wanna have fun? What was meant to be a routine road trip through space with my girl She-Ra has now turned into a death match against one of the baddest most bodacious baddies ever invented: Skeletor! I don't know how this is going to turn out, but I do know this one thing... I want a darn sword too!

-Miss M

January 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Nothing says road trip like flying around on a unicorn with your favorite hero in space. She-Ra and I are traveling across the great expanse and just having a blast. We are women on a mission. Actually my mission is to talk to my guru. I have many gurus, but this one is really great. He can be hard to find, but when you are able to locate him, he is just magical.

-Miss M

After Dark: Winter is Here

It's 2015 and with the cast of After Dark deep in winter, check out the after math of New Year's Eve! Who got shot? Will Sydney find out who is stalking her? And can Glimmer avoid falling off the deep end? Read on to find out!

Feeln a Second Chance

I've been given the opportunity to review an all new original short film from the Feeln network, so click the link below to learn more and get the chance to view the short film, free, for a limited time.

I Am Elemental Reviewed!

The holidays are over and while your favorite toy soap opera is gearing up for 2015, I thought it would be lovely to look at a new cool action figure line called I Am Elemental, and just why we all need to be playing with power.